Haiku Corner

one haiku each day
keeps the suicide away.
wait, no it doesn't.

i made a dick mold.
i leave it on the mantle
when people visit.

roommates get concerned
my agoraphobia
means i molest lamps.

there exists one word
that gets my beef hard enough
to pierce steel: snuggie.

writing a haiku
about writing a haiku
makes the gayest one.

Gill said, "write haiku,"
probably because he sucks.
what an ass clown, man.