Unauthorized Celebrity Advice

"When you purchase a dvd player, be sure to get one that has a directional pad on the actual player. That way when you inevitably lose the remote, you can still navigate the menus"
-Madonna 1991 (Truth or Dare tour)

"There is never too little time in the day to erase browsing history on a work or family computer. Browsing is just looking and History is in the past."
-Former President Bill Clinton 1993 (McDonald's at 6am to the press)

"I always purchase the generic brand of marshmallow cereal. The quantity and quality, not to mention size of the marshmallows are always greater. The same is for all life, the tiny ant must do twice the work."
-Dali Lama (At Legoland, California January 2002 to a janitor)